Just For Laugh #1

I believe most of you had seen this before.

But anyway, I think it's still as funny as ever. Enjoy~ xD

______British English vs Malaysian English______

Who says our English is teruk? Just see below---

ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective, etc:

When giving a customer bad news

Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No stock.

Returning a call

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who page?

Asking someone to make way

Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me

When someone offers to pay

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians: No-need, lah.

When asking for permission

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

When entertaining

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

When doubting someone

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

When declining an offer

Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don wan la...

In disagreeing on a topic of discussion

Britons: Err..Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad, ah?

When asking someone to lower their voice

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shaddap lah!

When asking someone if he/she knows you

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time...Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what? See what?

When assessing a tight situation

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of predicament at the moment.

Malaysians: Die-lah!!

When trying to find out what had happened

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: What happened why lidat??? Adui!!!

When someone did something wrong

Britons: This is not the way to do it, here let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that oso duno how to do!!

When someone piss you off

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka u/cibai

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Another joke about English......

had a good laugh? i hope you do! xD